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 sold my FIRST license!
 

it was a fishing, simpler, not so many questions -
but enough.
turn on machine:
sale
duplicate
void
i got this one, a sale
step one is completed.

are you an illinois resident?
yes or no, i got that one also.
knew him as a child, i'm on
a roll!

personal or business fishing?
(this isn't so bad)
ss #, he has his card.
name, i know him...
daniel james
address, we get that.
color of hair, dan takes
off his hat. brown
color of eyes, dan says he
has to check his drivers license, he
isn't sure after last night they may
be red. told him to let me see, tell
him he is good, they are blue.
now SCREECHING HALT........
height, dan says 6 ft. i look down
the screen says FIN. i look at dan...
tell him it says fin, does he have fins?
he tells me he had them removed. ok...
then another halt, screen asks for state code.
crap! a panic, bobby showed me a card but where
is it? search. call bobby, he isn't answering
his cell. go back and try to figure this out.
2 little dashes, hmmm. well put a dunce cap
on me and set me in the corner! il for illinois,
i did figure it out, so i took the dunce cap off.
now we are sailng along......about done.
collect the $13.00 and press process.
prints up his handy dandy license.
hand it to him and he starts to walk away,
turns around and says, you spelled my name wrong.
WHAT?
so my first license says my customer is denial
james and he has fins.
i told him to fish in town, we all know him.
not bad for a first try.
or should i put the dunce cap back on? maybe.

judio
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 ever sell a hunting license?
 

today i got my training for doing this job.
HUH?
there are so many questions to ask -
how many geese did you harvest? (i like that)
how many ducks blah blah
ss#
name, address, height, weight, hair
color, blonde brown red.........
at this point i ask "what if they
are bald" boss told me to use the
more button. the devil in me had
to do it "is that for more hair?"
more questions, now, i ask
"is there a place in here where i have
to ask him to drop his pants?"
well heck, they were nosey questions!
at this time, i hear "grandma"
OOPS. my grandaughter was clocking
in for work. busted.
after this training, i have decided
my first customer will be a first
time hunter, with a gun. and he
will shot me.

judio
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 smoke free state - day 8
 

ok, i'm doing ok. but i still hate being told
what to do. the child in me is cranky. and the
old in me is cranky also!
i make up for it before and after i get off
work.
work has been fun about it.....outside the
back door, the designated 15 ft. we have
an ashtray. the floor one we had to remove
from the building. our way of thumbing our
nose at the law.

i think i will have me a smoke...
PUFF PUFF, i have to second hand
smoke me.
can i sue me?
judio
Posted by judio at 8:25 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 happy new year?
 

tomorrow, my state goes smoke free.
i am a smoker but i have cut way back for health reasons.
BUT, you know, i think it is my choice what to do with my
body.
i HAVE to wear a seatbelt that scares me. (what if i'm
trapped in a burning car?)

so...........
since i am a smoker, that makes me a minority. am i
entitled to welfare? i have an addiction. one that
i pay dearly for. the thing that these bleeding
hearts don't realize is..............
the taxes i don't pay, they will. yep, sales tax,
property tax will go up. i'm sure the goverment will
think of many more. here, tobbaco and spirits are sin
taxed. don't you love the word TAX?

so, i guess, i will just stay home this new years eve -
sit in a corner, have a cigarette, a glass of wine and
wait to die. hey, i'm protected. sure is going to boring-
waiting.

i'm so glad i'm being looked out for, i'm not able to
make my own decisions.

judio

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 b.j and the possum
 

oh boy.

b.j. got herself tangled in her cable, rather than
try to untangle, took her off and she got away...
she was after a possum. it turned out to be quite
a battle. they ended up under the house and the
stand off was on. hubby crawled under, he said b.j.s
head would fit in the possums mouth. we could not
get her to come out. finally, she got that possum
by the throat. it played dead (hubby with flashlight
saw the action)
after her "victory" she decided to run and run and
run somemore. she came to the door about 3a.m. wanting
in. hubby stayed up. she was a muddy, cockleburr
mess!
now....... we (i mean that) have had a bath. b.j. is
in the rocking chair, clean, a few bald spots and
sleeping. and covered up. it was cold last night.
20's. i think she will be o.k. a lot tired.
this little dog has turned out to be an experience!!!

judio
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